PISKEFLODE


Man say’s I sound like an idiot speaking Danish.
He’s just jealous.

PLEASURE


Mmm… You’re so sweet and juicy… Squirting all over my face…
I love to eat you.

Whaaat?! I’m just eating a watermelon!

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