My brother in law is coming over tomorrow to talk about a few
things like the circumcision, my man had a change of heart so
instead of a clinic he now wants a Mohel to do it.
(Bye bye £600!!!)
My brother in law has kindly taken on the whole procedure of
sending paperwork into Beth din, this one might be a bit tricky
because I’m what some stupid (and often Jewish) people call
a “Scarlett Johansson Jew” = I do not have a Jewish last name
due to a goyim dad with a Scandinavian last name.
I have little faith in that they will let us have it done because I
might not be “Jewish enough”.
To my Jew friends and followers, I wish you all well over the fast
and make sure you eat something really nice tomorrow evening,
because you’re worth it!
The good thing with being an adult and not very religious,
you can have breakfast for Rosh Hashanah dinner! LOL!
It’s all vegetarian, no pork in this house!!!
(We’re lighting the candles and eating apples with honey
later this evening, right now I’m too full and it’s too early.)
Shanah Tovah! Ah gut gebentched yohr!
I totally forgot that it’s Rosh Hashanah (Jewish new year) tomorrow!
I really don’t feel like going all out and make a lot of food (dead tired)
so I might ask Mr. Slapper to make his kick ass roasted potatoes.
I can be in charge of the apples and the honey, no problem.
I feel like a bad Jewess that I’m not going to observe Yom Kippur this
time around, I’ve got a good excuse tho…
I also got half a brain at the moment.